I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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