just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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