hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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