guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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