well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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