seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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