maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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