Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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