I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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