six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize