I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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