Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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