Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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