Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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