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  • 82 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:25pm

    uhh.. we work together.

  • 89 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:58pm

    Ya sounds about right for the Obama Administration...

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:29am

    Poor dog. You're a fucking asshole.

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:34pm

    So I tried reading this out loud to someone, and couldn't get past the first sentence. Proceeded to laugh for another 3 minutes before continuing. Finally got it on the third try.

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:31pm

    ahaaaaaaaa DC. typical.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:55am

    bahahah only post on this site that ive ever actually laughed out loud. and wow shut up about obama. hes the man.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:08pm

    Why is everyone assuming it's a guy?!?!

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:36am

    DC and NOVA make me sad.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by ashhh on May 13, 10 at 4:32pm

    Was this person naked with the dog? How else could he shart actually on the dog?

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:43pm

    lmfao what a liar. we all know what he's talking about. if he really got a job at the CIA he wouldnt have texted or poted that. and if he was stupid enough too, he's already fired.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:30pm

    hahaha i got wasted the night before my Securty clearance Polygraph and LIED hahaha i love DC

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:06pm

    if you just got cleared to be in one of the most secretive government agencies, isn't that something you probably shouldn't be texting people...?

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:28pm

    i know who sent this, thats sad. i love DC

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:11pm

    "one of the most respected govt agencies in the US" The DMV?

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:53pm

    omg this is the best one ever. soo great

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:50am

    haha , way to go DC.. so heartless but fucking awesome.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:29pm

    that is the funniest shit i ve read on here all day. I m still laughing, holy shit

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:12am

    Its not like working for the CIA is some huge secret, i mean you need a security clearance to get in the building (Think secretaries and even the janitor)... plus he didnt name the agency nor what he is doing with said agency... i fail to see how just saying that he works for a "secretive government agency" would be enough to get him fired

  • 58 70
    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 7, 10 at 8:15pm

    Good god

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:40pm

    You have to tell your investigator that you sharted on the dog during your Periodic reinvestigation in 5 years. The question is, "have you ever done anything where someone might question your conduct or character?". Full disclosure. Think about that for the next 5 years. =) Don't worry we have heard of ppl fu*&ing their dogs too, so in the grand scheme of things, this isn't so bad.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:31am

    Sounds about right.

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09am

    hey...4:58 FUCK YOU

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Zathelia on Jan 21, 11 at 6:37pm

    U guys need tk stop reading into these texts there just for emtertainment? God j guys need to get the poles outta ur asses

  • 32 35
    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:51pm

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:34am

    Haha yep. W2G Obama.

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:05pm

    Yeah, I remember those days! They give those things to any retrobate. Trust me.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:45am

    possibly the best post this site has ever seen

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:52am

    havent laughed that hard in weeks. genius.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by RoffMain on Jul 15, 11 at 4:27pm

    The dog had final approval on your clearance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:53pm

    I'm moving to Canada. No, Mexico. It's more fun there. And the guys are hotter and way more fun to fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:44pm

    The gov't sharts all the time, whats the big deal?