Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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