Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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