your thong is hanging out like whoa
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
send nudes
from the living room?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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