This house was built for laser tag.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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