Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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