ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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