the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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