Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Oh god it's open bar.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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