my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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