someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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