i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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