You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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