His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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