I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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