I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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