Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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