I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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