Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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