I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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