those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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