it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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