i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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