I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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