help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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