Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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