there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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