Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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