I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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