whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Two words: blizzard sex
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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