i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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