I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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