Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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