I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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