How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My breasts were aching with rage.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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