I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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